Seven Things You Don’t Need to Know About Me
1. I used to sing first soprano and have even sung a solo in Westminster Cathedral in London and the Church of the Madeline in Paris. I would’ve done it professionally (was classically trained for many years), but knew that it would take WAY too much work for me to make a decent living at it. *And I’m lazy, hence my current profession!*
Incidentally, my college choir is having a reunion of all who sang in it for the past, what, 20 years? I’m SO going to that! I never went to a High School reunion *truthfully, I wasn’t invited to the reunion at the school from which I graduated, but did get an invite to a school reunion from which I did NOT graduate; go figure!* but I’m going to the aCapella choir reunion! 
2. I didn’t work fast food as a high school job, but I did work as a dog groomer! It’s also where I officially fell in love with terriers of all kinds, but specifically Westies! *I loved dog grooming so much, maybe that will be the job I go into when I’m done with teaching!* I also was a telemarketer, but apparently I have an annoying voice or something. I was doing everything right according to my supervisors, but I just wasn’t making sales. When I cut my hours down due to getting the lead in a school play, I got fired. Oh well. *”Thank you for your time and please keep us in mind for the future!”*
3. As very few people I know, I have an unnatural fascination regarding serial killers. I wonder if it has to do with the fact that I too, used to do terrible things to animals when I was a kid. ’nuff said. I’m still very conscientiously working to repair my real life karma.
4. My childhood was very…different. I know everyone has skeletons in their closet and those skeletons truly do deserve to remain there. Suffice it to say I was one who up and moved all the family “product” (via the trunk of the car) when the man came knocking. It’s a nice job for a sixteen year old honor student, especially when mom’s double personality included being PTO secretary, girl scout leader, etc. *My chameleon skin is so thick, it’s nice to be around kids all day where I can really be more of my true self.*
*See, I’m finding this very difficult, because I don’t share things you don’t need to know about me. Those things are just gross or to inappropriate in other ways. Let me continue thinking.*
5. I’ve never broken a bone (unless you count that possible broken foot at NECC ‘08). *If you don’t get it xrayed, it’s not broken, right?* Word to the wise: DO NOT point out a potential hazzard on the walkway for me. I know I’m a klutz; I’ve been in this body for >35 years, so I’m ALREADY staring at the ground! If you say my name loudly and quickly, I’ll look up and will go down like a sack of potatoes! *But thanks for trying to save me, Charlie!*
I’ve also had only one slightly bloody nose when, at age 4, my sis tried to teach me how to do a backward sommersault. She pushed me, my knee made contact with my nose and that’s pretty much where the story ends. *It’s not that I’m careful in my physical movements; more that I’m just not so athletic.* While we’re on the subject of interesting physical traits, apparently my hips were dislocated when I was born, so the Doctor at a regular, I think, 3 month check up, twisted my little legs til I squalled. Now I can turn my legs around backward like a nice, true freak.
6. I secretly long to author an anonymous blog, but I don’t have the time to write it. I’d love to be my true self online, and talk about the comedians and movies and music that I like, but those just don’t mesh in with my professional self. My kids are online and it’s really important to be a good role model. *There’s a time and a place for all that, and it’s called COLLEGE!*
7. Before the time of celebrity chefs, I wanted to go into that profession. But my parents are *were?* hillbillies. I had a terrific set of cookbooks and was even making hollandaise from scratch by myself in 6th grade. The HomeEc department at my high school had a cooking unit where they *and I’m not kidding one bit* made blueberry muffins from a box! So instead I decided to take shop with the boys! So when it came time to get some training for this profession, I didn’t know what to ask about and my dad kept referring to it as “Chef-ery School.” I was supposed to be a smart kid, so was too embarassed to ask for the real name of the training and what path I needed to take to get there. So instead, again, I became a teacher.
Interesting. I tried to not create a boring post; I could’ve shocked and disgusted many, but the TMI line is not usually one I notice. I hope I was able to balance interest with prudence!
Another funny thing about this blog post? I’m going to tag some of my students, but they already know most of this stuff about me! As I said, I’m more myself around them than anyone else!
So I’ll be tagging Mason (at Rock and Roll) and Caylie (at The Blog Club) in this meme!
Kiddoes, it’s time for you to write, carefully, seven things we didn’t need to know about you! Consider your online safety! Be sure to comment here to let us know when you’ve finished!